This is a brief post for you atheists out there who read this blog. Recently there was discussion on Twitter as to who would have had an impressive Twitter account today that is no longer with us. Some people raised George Carlin, and this blog agrees. When you consider how Carlin mocked, laughed and ridiculed God, faith, and church…can you imagine what he would say on Twitter today if he could?
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.“
“Did you ever stop to thnk about all the people we kill? They’re always people who tell us to live together in harmony and try to love one another: Jesus, Ghandi, Lincoln, John Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, Medgar Evers, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, John Lennon. They all said: ‘Try to live together peacefully.’ BAM! Right in the f–in head! Aparently we’re not ready for that!“
Recently on Twitter there was discussion asking who would have an incredible Twitter account today? Someone who is not alive or present that would have been amazing on social media? Who would have had an influential and persuasive Twitter account that would have caused a riot? Well this blog thinks that George Carlin would be the answer to that question. Carlin was known for his atheism, and his mockery mockery of God and faith. He had a way of shredding religion with humor that was bold. Can you imagine George Carlin on Twitter today? From John Piper, Matt Chandler, Kevin DeYoung, Robert Jeffress, Al Mohler, James Dobson, Ken Peters of the Patriot Church, Paula White, Richard Land and so many others. Can you imagine some of what Carlin would say on Twitter? How he would pop up on someone’s Twitter feed and just go to town? These are some possibilities after watching a few of his stand up routines on YouTube.
- To John Piper “Holy shit John! That is some fucked up Calvinist depravity!”
- To Robert Jeffress “Still Donald Trump’s personal cocksucker? Remember to come up for air occasionally.”
- To James Dobson “You need to fuck that hottie at the 711 down the street. You know the red head with the club foot. Some sex would be good for you.”
- To Paula White “Was that prophecy or are you faking another orgasm? You should try masturbation Paula.”
- To Al Mohler “Love that class you have at Southern Seminary. You know, ‘How to cover up sex abuse 101?’ Holy shit!”
- To Ken Peters “Holy shit! Why the fuck aren’t you promoting homosexuality Ken? If you want to stop abortion lets have more gays in the world. That would solve the fucking abortion problem.”
- To Matt Chandler “Who would be more scary? Acts 29 or the Ice Capades? Jesus I can’t answer that question…”
If you think I am bluffing watch a couple of George Carlin videos below. You can find more on YouTube.