A brief open letter to mega church pastor on Twitter. Or should we call him home church pastor? This is a response to a Tweet that he fired off. Play with the piranha at your own risk you moron.
“All morons hate it when you call them a moron.”
I have to tell you something, and I am going to let you in on a little secret. In the Sovereign Grace Ministry scandal Eric Simmons from Covenant Life Church attacked bloggers. He said that all bloggers live in their mothers basements and sit around in their underwear. So let me tell you about some of the logistics at The Wondering Eagle. Yes I am typing this from my Mom’s basement. And yes I am sitting around in my underwear thinking of how to respond to you.
Here’s the problem mega church pastor. Can we even call you mega church pastor? How about small group master? But you radiate sexiness with that bald head of yours. You know how many churchgoers bite their fist when they think of a sermon by you. Honestly there’s one or two out of a thousand. But even Charles Manson had his groupies when he was in prison in California. So I think its a zero sum game. But you know what would be sexy mega church pastor? How about you in a home church setting posing with a butter knife? That would be sexier than seeing your smoking hot wife on the back of a Harley Davidson. So can you do a home group picture with that twinkle in your eyes while holding a butter knife? Then let’s do church…
Punk…you’re in my agenda. I can’t help it that a once in a lifetime pandemic hit and that I am writing heavily about that it. Steve Huston was your bitch once. I know you need a new bitch that would do your diabolical deeds and corruption. But you have to look elsewhere. Punk…you need to get a life. There is more to life than fleecing people. But I think for you that is all you will be. Moron!
BTW- No planting porn on people’s computers.