A parody by the Babylon Bee of Franklin Graham and Donald Trump. This is a very brief post of satire.
43 And there was a woman who had had a discharge of blood for twelve years, and though she had spent all her living on physicians,[a] she could not be healed by anyone. 44 She came up behind him and touched the fringe of his garment, and immediately her discharge of blood ceased. 45 And Jesus said, “Who was it that touched me?” When all denied it, Peter[b] said, “Master, the crowds surround you and are pressing in on you!” 46 But Jesus said, “Someone touched me, for I perceive that power has gone out from me.” 47 And when the woman saw that she was not hidden, she came trembling, and falling down before him declared in the presence of all the people why she had touched him, and how she had been immediately healed. 48 And he said to her, “Daughter, your faith has made you well; go in peace.”
Luke 8:43-48 ESV
This is a brief but recommended read. From time to time I write about the culture wars in evangelicalism. The Neo-Calvinist movement is not the only issue going on today, and sadly I have been in churches and seen both. The Babylon Bee did a parody post recently of Franklin Graham and Luke 8:43-48. Its where the women touches the garment of Jesus. In this case Franklin Graham touches the garment of Donald Trump and he is rewarded for his faith. You can read that in, “Franklin Graham Pushes Through Crowd In Attempt To Touch Hem Of Trump’s Garment.”