The Wondering Eagle Prepares for The Love Fest of the Dear Leader of Harvest Bible Chapel on December 22, 2018

The Wondering Eagle prepares for the state mandated love fest of James MacDonald at Harvest Bible Chapel tomorrow. You are expected to show blind obedience. The Dear Leader runs Harvest Bible Chapel better then Kim Jong Un runs North Korea.

“Politics is the art of persuasion. Good ideas die because due to a lack of charisma or character.”

A.E. Samaan

Nobody’s irreplaceable, including me. I think for too long we’ve had a cult of personality in this company and in this industry, and frankly, I’d like to see that diminish.

Bill Ford

Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

John 14:6 NIV

The Dear Leader of North Korea (from Cheongwadae / Blue House on Wikipedia)

Tomorrow is the big hug fest in support of Kim Jong Un I mean James MacDonald. Tomorrow Harvest Bible Chapel is your opportunity to embrace the man who has given you so much meaning, purpose and life! (Yes ye of little faith you run the risk of being put in a re-education camp, but let’s keep the Dear Leader front and center.) The Dear Leader is known for his excess, abuse and love of money. He runs Harvest Bible Chapel better than Kim Kong Un can run North Korea. Like any totalitarian state the purges are a fact of life as he needs to control the system. By keeping you disoriented and disabled he can control the system.

Oh Dear Ones tomorrow is a major day for you to show who you worship. Remember its all about Jesus! James MacDonald is humbled to be served by you. He needs your money and attention. You are James MacDonald’s personal ATM. Its a privilege to be his slave. Just think you are a part of Mars Hill Chicago. Yes James has not talked about women being penis homes, or the Biblical basis of blow jobs. But this scandal is not over yet. Its not even close to being over. So in preparation of you getting down on your knees and worshipping James MacDonald on Saturday this blog has put together some recommendations for you. You can see them below in the Tweet thread. Remember its a joy to be James MacDonald slave. The 13th Amendment doesn’t apply to you at Harvest Bible Chapel.

 

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